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Bubba’s are said to be Johnny do good’ers. We work hard and We’re get-er-done kind of guys.
Some say we are uneducated and a little slow, but that ain’t true. Some jest want things to be done right so we ponder on what we are doin’ a lot. Most have been thru the school of hard knocks and learned good. We’re jest plain honest people with good morals. Somethin’ some wouldn’t understand.
“This is a great video showing the first assembly lines at the original Ford auto plant. Interesting to see those guys making the old wooden wheels, by hand mostly. The places that car could go…is amazing!!
Arizona, Texas , Colorado , Kansas, Oklahoma , New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana , Utah , Idaho, Nevada
and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:
“All that’s necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
Benjamin Franklin
“No man who refuses to bear arms in defense of his nation can give a sound reason why he should be allowed to live in a free country”
T. Roosevelt
“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not.”
Thomas Jefferson
” Life’s tough……it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
‘It doesn’t matter how big a ranch ya’ own, or how many cows ya’ brand, the size of your funeral is still gonna depend on the weather.’
Harry Truman
‘You can say what you want about the South, but
I ain’t never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, ‘Got any I.D.?’
The driver replied, ‘Bout whut?
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, ‘Bubba, somebody just stole y our pickup truck from the parking lot!’
Bubba replied, ‘Did you see who it was?’
The young man answered, ‘I couldn’t tell, but I got his license number
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. ‘Where’s Henry?’ the others asked.
‘Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,’ the successful hunter replied.
‘You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?’ they inquired.
‘A tough call,’ nodded the hunter. ‘But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!’
Ghost Sex ~ A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’
About 90 students raise their hands.
‘Well, that’s a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’
About 40 students raise their hands.
‘That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’
About 15 students raise their hand.
‘Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’
Three students raise their hands.
‘That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
‘So, Bubba, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’
Bubba replied…. ‘Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said ‘Goats…
This is my oath…I pledge it to the end. ‘Why?’ you may ask — because you are my FRIEND
Bubba’s Family
THEY DID IT RIGHT IN THE OLE DAYS
This is great advice! (Enjoy the picture – an awesome pencil drawing!)
* Your fences need to be horse-high, pig-tight, and bull-strong.
* Keep skunks and bankers and lawyers at a distance.
* Life is simpler when you plow around the stump.
* A bumble bee is considerably faster than a John Deere tractor.
* Words that soak into your ears are whispered…not yelled.
* Meanness don’t jes’ happen overnight.
* Forgive your enemies. It messes up their heads
* Do not corner something that you know is meaner than you.
* It doesn’t take a very big person to carry a grudge.
* You cannot unsay a cruel word.
* Every path has a few puddles.
* When you wallow with pigs, expect to get dirty.
* The best sermons are lived, not preached.
* Most of the stuff people worry about ain’t never gonna happen, anyway.
* Don’t judge folks by their relatives.
* Remember that silence is sometimes the best answer.
* Live a good, honorable life. Then when you get older and think back, you’ll enjoy it a second time.
* Don’t interfere with somethin’ that ain’t botherin’ you none.
* Timing has a lot to do with the outcome of a rain dance.
* If you find yourself in a hole, the first thing to do is stop diggin’.
* Sometimes you get, and sometimes you get got.
* The biggest troublemaker you’ll probably ever have to deal with, watches you from the mirror every mornin’.’
* Always drink upstream from the herd.
* Good judgment comes from experience, and a lotta that comes from bad judgment.
* Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier than puttin’ it back in.
* If you get to thinkin’ you’re a person of some influence, try orderin’ somebody else’s dog around.
* Live simply. Love generously. Care deeply. Speak kindly. Leave the rest to God.
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country ever has known
1. Never slap a man who’s chewing tobacco.
2. Never kick a cow chip on a hot day.
3. There are two theories to arguing with a woman . . . neither works.
4. Never miss a good chance to shut up.
5. Always drink upstream from the herd.
6. If you find yourself in a hole, stop digging.
7. The quickest way to double your money is to fold it and put it back into your pocket.
8. There are three kinds of men: The ones that learn by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence and find out for themselves.
9. Good judgment comes from experience, and a lot of that comes from bad judgment.
10. If you’re riding’ ahead of the herd, take a look back every now and then to make sure it’s still there.
11. Lettin’ the cat outta the bag is a whole lot easier’n puttin’ it back.
12. After eating an entire bull, a mountain lion felt so good he started roaring. He kept it up until a hunter came along and shot him.
The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get; the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
And finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old
Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin’ on the front porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by.
“I’m gonna do dat when I win the lottery,” said Bubba.
“Do what?” asked Johnny Ray.
“Send my grass out to be mowed.”
Three Cousins were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Donnie and Chris. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Donnie says, “Well, darn, someone should go and tell his wife.”
Chris says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.” Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser…
Donnie says, “Where did you get that beer, Chris?”
“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Chris replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead, and she gave you beer?” “Well, not exactly,” Chris says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter’s widow.”
She said, “You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.” Then I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”
Copied from the Tennessee Ridge Gazette
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, and every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’
Edna always replied, ‘I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks’
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, ‘Edna, I’m 85 years old… If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’
To this, Edna replied, “Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks, I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word, I won’t charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.’
Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’
Buddy replied, ‘Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, but you know,
“Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and
cook a venison steak. But all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic and
since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a
problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the
priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist,
and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed
into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat
and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is
a catfish”.
Bare handed snapping turtle hunter:
Be sure to catch the comment about how he lost his teeth.
I want to see THAT video. This guy is nuts!
This is a genuine redneck performance.
It doesn’t get much redder than this..!
http://www.wimp.com/snappingturtles/
George
(Proud to be a Bubba)
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways, but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and back but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things, but not better things.
We’ve cleaned up the air but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more but learn less. We plan more but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one-night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete…
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart, and it doesn’t cost a cent.
Remember, to say, ‘ I love you ‘ to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
Uncle George Carlin (Bless his sole)
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After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: ‘California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.’
One week later, The Redneck Rebel Gazette in Lexington, Kentucky reported the following: ‘After digging as deep as 30 feet in an empty field near Lexington, Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kentucky had already gone wireless
With prices rising at the grocery store and who knows what’s coming next out of Washington, it’s good to know we’ve got “Options!”
This here is some good eatin !
Click here: Three Possum Recipes
Click here: Baked Possum Recipe @ CDKitchen
And, While You’re at it…..
Great Hamburger Joints will make you smile at the very least.
It will probably make you shake your head too. Those of you into fat………..And YES shake.
For those of you who are not…………And NO & WHY shake.
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Bubba’s are said to be Johnny do good’ers. We work hard and We’re get-er-done kind of guys.
Some say we are uneducated and a little slow, but that ain’t true. Some jest want things to be done right so we ponder on what we are doin’ a lot. Most have been thru the school of hard knocks and learned good. We’re jest plain honest people with good morals. Somethin’ some wouldn’t understand.
“This is a great video showing the first assembly lines at the original Ford auto plant. Interesting to see those guys making the old wooden wheels, by hand mostly.. The places that car could go…is amazing!!
Click here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S4KrIMZpwCY
Bubba might ‘a said
Cowboy rules for:
Arizona, Texas , Colorado , Kansas, Oklahoma , New Mexico , Wyoming , Montana , Utah , Idaho, Nevada
and the rest of the Wild West are as follows:
People that I feel were good Bubba’s
“All that’s necessary for evil to triumph is for good men to do nothing.”
Benjamin Franklin
“No man who refuses to bear arms in defense of his nation can give a sound reason why he should be allowed to live in a free country”
T. Roosevelt
“The democracy will cease to exist when you take away from those who are willing to work and give to those who are not.”
Thomas Jefferson
”Life’s tough……it’s even tougher if you’re stupid.”
John Wayne
‘It doesn’t matter how big a ranch ya’ own, or how many cows ya’ brand,
the size of your funeral is still gonna to depend on the weather.’
Harry Truman
‘You can say what you want about the South, but
I ain’t never heard of anyone wanting to retire to the North
A Georgia State trooper pulled over a pickup on I- 75. The trooper asked, ‘Got any I.D.?’
The driver replied, ‘Bout whut?
The young man from Mississippi came running into the store and said to his buddy, ‘Bubba, somebody just stole y our pickup truck from the parking lot!’
Bubba replied, ‘Did you see who it was?’
The young man answered, ‘I couldn’t tell, but I got his license number
A group of Alabama friends went deer hunting and paired off in twos for the day. That night, one of the hunters returned alone, staggering under the weight of an eight-point buck. ‘Where’s Henry?’ the others asked.
‘Henry had a stroke of some kind. He’s a couple of miles back up the trail,’ the successful hunter replied.
‘You left Henry laying out there and carried the deer back?’ they inquired.
‘A tough call,’ nodded the hunter. ‘But I figured no one is going to steal Henry!’
Ghost Sex ~ A professor at the University of Kentucky was giving a lecture on the supernatural.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, ‘How many people here believe in ghosts?’
About 90 students raise their hands.
‘Well, that’s a good start.
Out of those of you who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?’
About 40 students raise their hands.
‘That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?’
About 15 students raise their hand.
‘Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?’
Three students raise their hands.
‘That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…
Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?’
Way in the back, Bubba raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses, and says ‘Son, all the years I’ve been
giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost.
You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.’
The big redneck student replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium.
When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks,
‘So, Bubba, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?’
Bubba replied…. ‘Shiiiiiiit!! From way back there I thought you said ‘Goats..
‘Friendship’ Poems
A federal census taker in a rural area of Kentucky went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When Mom, an elderly woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, “Les’ see now, there’s the twins James & John; they will be forty-two next week, next came the twins Sam & Pam, they are thirty-nine, the twins Sally & Billy, they’re thirty-seven. Then we had the twins, Seth & Beth, they’re thirty-four, and lastly the twins, Penny & Jenny, they’re twenty-nine.” “Hold on!” said the census taker, “Five sets of twins, did you get twins EVERY time?” Mom answered, “Heck no! There were hundreds of times we didn’t get nothin.”
Will Rogers, who died in a 1935 plane crash with Wylie Post, was probably the greatest political sage this country ever has known
Enjoy the following:
The moral: When you’re full of bull, keep your mouth shut
First ~ Eventually you will reach a point when you stop lying about your age and start bragging about it.
Second ~ The older we get, the fewer things seem worth waiting in line for.
Third ~ Some people try to turn back their odometers. Not me; I want people to know ‘why’ I look this way. I’ve traveled a long way, and some of the roads weren’t paved.
Fourth ~ When you are dissatisfied and would like to go back to youth, think of Algebra.
Fifth ~ You know you are getting old when everything either dries up or leaks.
Sixth ~ I don’t know how I got over the hill without getting to the top.
Seventh ~ One of the many things no one tells you about aging is that it is such a nice change from being young.
Eighth ~ One must wait until evening to see how splendid the day has been.
Ninth ~ Being young is beautiful, but being old is comfortable.
Tenth ~ Long ago, when men cursed and beat the ground with sticks, it was called witchcraft. Today it’s called golf.
And, finally ~ If you don’t learn to laugh at trouble, you won’t have anything to laugh at when you are old
Bubba and Johnny Ray were sittin’ on the front porch when a large truck hauling rolls and rolls of sod went by. “I’m gonna do dat when I win the lottery,” said Bubba. “Do what?” asked Johnny Ray. “Send my grass out to be mowed.”
Three Cousins were working up on a cell phone tower: Cooter, Donnie and Chris. As they start their descent, Cooter slips, falls off the tower and is killed instantly. As the ambulance takes the body away, Donnie says, “Well, darn, someone should go and tell his wife.”
Chris says, “OK, I’m pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I’ll do it.” Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser..
Donnie says, “Where did you get that beer, Chris?”
“Cooter’s wife gave it to me,” Chris replies.
“That’s unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?” “Well, not exactly,” Chris says. “When she answered the door, I said to her, you must be Cooter’s widow.”
She said, “You must be mistaken. I’m not a widow.” Then I said, “I’ll bet you a case of Budweiser you are.”
Buddy and his wife Edna went to the state fair every year, And every year Buddy would say, ‘Edna, I’d like to ride in that helicopter.’
Edna always replied, ‘I know Buddy, but that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, And fifty bucks is fifty bucks’
One year Buddy and Edna went to the fair, and Buddy said, ‘Edna, I’m 85 years old… If I don’t ride that helicopter, I might never get another chance.’
To this, Edna replied, “Buddy that helicopter ride is fifty bucks, and fifty bucks is fifty bucks.”
The pilot overheard the couple and said, ‘Folks I’ll make you a deal. I’ll take the both of you for a ride. If you can stay quiet for the entire ride and don’t say a word I won’t charge you a penny!
But if you say one word it’s fifty dollars.’
Buddy and Edna agreed and up they went.
The pilot did all kinds of fancy maneuvers, but not a word was heard. He did his daredevil tricks over and over again, But still not a word. When they landed, the pilot turned to Buddy and said, ‘By golly, I did everything I could to get you to yell out, but you didn’t. I’m impressed!’
Buddy replied, ‘Well, to tell you the truth, I almost said something when Edna fell out, But you know,
“Fifty bucks is fifty bucks!
Each Friday night after work, Bubba would fire up his outdoor grill and cook a venison steak. But, all of Bubba’s neighbors were Catholic and since it was Lent, they were forbidden from eating meat on Friday.
The delicious aroma from the grilled venison steaks was causing such a problem for the Catholic faithful that they finally talked to their priest. The Priest came to visit Bubba, and suggested that he become a Catholic.
After several classes and much study, Bubba attended Mass and as the priest sprinkled holy water over him, he said, “You were born a Baptist, and raised a Baptist, but now you are a Catholic.”
Bubba’s neighbors were greatly relieved, until Friday night arrived, and the wonderful aroma of grilled venison filled the neighborhood.
The Priest was called immediately by the neighbors, and, as he rushed into Bubba’s yard, clutching a rosary and prepared to scold him, he stopped and watched in amazement. There stood Bubba, clutching a small bottle of holy water which he carefully sprinkled over the grilling meat and chanted: “You wuz born a deer, you wuz raised a deer, but now you is a catfish”.
Bare handed snapping turtle hunter:
Be sure to catch the comment about how he lost his teeth.
I want to see THAT video. This guy is nuts!
This is a genuine redneck performance.
It doesn’t get much redder than this..!
http:/TurtleMan.snappingturtles/
The paradox of our time in history is that we have taller buildings but shorter tempers, wider Freeways , but narrower viewpoints. We spend more, but have less, we buy more, but enjoy less. We have bigger houses and smaller families, more conveniences, but less time. We have more degrees but less sense, more knowledge, but less judgment, more experts, yet more problems, more medicine, but less wellness.
We drink too much, smoke too much, spend too recklessly, laugh too little, drive too fast, get too angry, stay up too late, get up too tired, read too little, watch TV too much, and pray too seldom.
We have multiplied our possessions, but reduced our values. We talk too much, love too seldom, and hate too often.
We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life. We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done larger things, but not better things.
We’ve cleaned up the air, but polluted the soul. We’ve conquered the atom, but not our prejudice. We write more, but learn less. We plan more, but accomplish less. We’ve learned to rush, but not to wait. We build more computers to hold more information, to produce more copies than ever, but we communicate less and less
These are the times of fast foods and slow digestion, big men and small character, steep profits and shallow relationships. These are the days of two incomes but more divorce, fancier houses, but broken homes. These are days of quick trips, disposable diapers, throwaway morality, one night stands, overweight bodies, and pills that do everything from cheer, to quiet, to kill. It is a time when there is much in the showroom window and nothing in the stockroom. A time when technology can bring this letter to you, and a time when you can choose either to share this insight, or to just hit delete…
Remember; spend some time with your loved ones, because they are not going to be around forever.
Remember, say a kind word to someone who looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up and leave your side
Remember, to give a warm hug to the one next to you, because that is the only treasure you can give with your heart and it doesn’t cost a cent.
Remember, to say, ‘ I love you ‘ to your partner and your loved ones, but most of all mean it. A kiss and an embrace will mend hurt when it comes from deep inside of you.
Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that person will not be there again.
Give time to love, give time to speak! And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
AND ALWAYS REMEMBER:
Life is not measured by the number of breaths we take, but by the moments that take our breath away
Uncle George Carlin ( Bless his sole)
After having dug to a depth of 10 feet last year, New York scientists found traces of a copper-wire system dating back 100 years, and they came to the conclusion that their ancestors already had a telephone network more than 100 years ago.
Not to be outdone by New Yorkers, in the weeks that followed, California scientists dug to a depth of 20 feet, and shortly after, headlines in the LA Times newspaper read: ‘California archaeologists have found traces of 200 year old copper-wire system and have concluded that their ancestors already had an advanced high-tech communications network a hundred years earlier than the New Yorkers.’
One week later, The Redneck Rebel Gazette in Lexington, Kentucky reported the following: ‘After digging as deep as 30 feet in an empty field near Lexington, Bubba Ray Johnson, a self-taught archaeologist, reported that he found absolutely nothing. Bubba has therefore concluded that 300 years ago, Kentucky had already gone wireless
With prices rising at the grocery store and who knows what’s coming next out of Washington, it’s good to know we’ve got “Options !”
This here is some good eatin !
Click here: Three Possum Recipes
Click here: Baked Possum Recipe @ CDKitchen
Bubba Destinations
Check out the video clip on a great hamburger joint in Chandler AZ. It will make you smile at the very least.
It will probably make you shake your head too. Those of you into fat………..A YES shake.
For those of you who are not…………A NO & WHY shake.
http://www.cbsnews.com/video/watch/?id=4632991n
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